fuckinghannibal:

turian-chocolate:

GUESS WHAT GUYS A NEW ENTHUSIASTIC VIDEO FROM AXN KOREA

WHAT DID I JUST WATCH XD

(via geothebio)

rapunzelie:

do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals

(via violettepaperbags)

prettyoutcast:

Are you ever in class and you hear a random muffled scream from a nearby class and you’re like the fucks going on

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zumbah:

celeryludenberg:

zumbah:

im going to p

ractice my cooking.  i need to be able to cook 10000 eggs in 10 minutes.  that’s 1000 eggs a minute.  that’s 16.666666 eggs a second.  i need to be fast.  so fast you cant even see my arms as they frantically prepare egg after egg.  i hope the world is ready

WHAT THE UFCK

(Source: zumbah, via geothebio)

latterdayotaku:

pingbangpong:

germanyisgay:

writing essays like

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writing timed essays

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It is seriously messed up how accurate this is

(Source: aphgermanys, via thebucketless13)

fuckyeahasexual:

Asexuals mostly understanding your dirty joke since 1969

(via meanwhilenever)

itseasytoremember:

sqvad:

pansoph:

pansoph:

i went to a party and put 3 whole loaves of sliced bread all around the house i put bread under the kid’s pillow and in all 3 of his bathrooms, in his rugby shorts and the breast pocket of his school shirt, on his roof and his neighbor’s roof, in his couch and on his tv i’m laughing so hard he’s going to wake up hungover tomorrow and be like why the fuck is there bread everywhere 

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i’m pissing myself

jesus christ

jesus crust

(via thebucketless13)

madsmikklsen:

major hannibal regulars (w/ strikes through names of those killed and/or no longer currently in play):

  • hannibal
  • will
  • jack
  • alana
  • abigail
  • beverly
  • bedelia

do u see where i’m going with this 

(Source: katebishopss)

congragulation:

"Ah, yes, my psychiatrist, Hax Murderer. He has been helping me profile this ax murderer."

(via geothebio)

the-awesome-adventurer:

I think the snapchats of my math teacher are the only thing I’ll be remembered for and I’m okay with that

(via thebucketless13)

lcarkatvantas:

cadaverousgallant:

school tomorrow

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still laughing about how a tiny post i made last year got so much notes when i expected it to get like 10

(Source: route--xx, via violettepaperbags)