Reblog if your penis is on fire right now like actually in flames

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bruceykinns:

i’d like to thank the academy

starfleet academy

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"i hope everyone likes me"

me in my brain, constantly & forever (via valerie2776)

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aaaaa42:

*drop’s a box of tic tacs*aaahhh my tic tacs! theres tic tacs everywhere. *bends over seductively to pick up tic tac* *bends over seductively to pick up tic tac* *bends over seductively to pick up tic tac* *bends over seductively to pick up tic tac*

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elvve:

*bangs fist on table* I WANT COLD WEATHER

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theashlynwinchester:

*writes smut that accidentally turns into angst* *slams head against wall* I WRITE SINS NOT TRAGEDIES

shouldnt:

I AM SO EXCITED TO WEAR SWEATERS AGAIN

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misspelledlife:

SLAAAAY TORONTO IM SO PROUD OF THIS

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hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

I don’t understand people who are like ‘I don’t drink water’ how are you even alive

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Family reunions be like

silverhavok:

obscure relative:

image

me:

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person: i hate cats
me: what the fuck