if gatsby wrote a letter to nick it would be addressed to “old sport” because i firmly believe gatsby doesnt know nicks name
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Slow death: Sokushinbutsu (即身仏) - the art of Self-mummification.
(When seppuku (切腹, “stomach-cutting”) just isn’t enough…)
For three years the priests would eat a special diet consisting only of nuts and seeds, while taking part in a regimen of rigorous physical activity that stripped them of their body fat. They then ate only bark and roots for another three years and began drinking a poisonous tea made from the sap of the Urushi tree, which contains Urushiol (same stuff that makes poison ivy), normally used to lacquer bowls. This caused vomiting and a rapid loss of bodily fluids, and most importantly, it made the body too poisonous to be eaten by maggots. Finally, a self-mummifying monk would lock himself in a stone tomb barely larger than his body, where he would not move from the lotus position. His only connection to the outside world was an air tube and a bell. Each day he rang a bell to let those outside know that he was still alive. When the bell stopped ringing, the tube was removed and the tomb sealed.
okay so today I was at the mall and this girl walking in front of me and tripped and fell and instead of helping her up like a normal person would- I decided to make her feel less embarrassed and fall down too
but I guess another guy had the same idea because we fell at the same time
and then another person fell
and another
and suddenly I was lying in the middle of an impromptu fainting mob and a lot of people were shouting
and the girl who’d originally fallen looked so fucking happy
ever wish u could just
MISS.
FOR A DOLLAR.
NAME THREE WHITE PEOPLE.
There’s some seriously interesting psychology going on here.
NAME A WOMAN!!
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NAME A WOMAN!!!!!
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This video has convinced me, once and for all, that standardized tests are completely useless. Raise the level of stress enough and any question becomes impossible to answer.
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i haven’t been to subway in 2 years cos the woman went “what bread do you want” and i went “yeah”
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Dammit, guys, this is why people think we’re insane.
i think i just wet myself from laughing
i want girls pining over girls
i want boys having crushes on boys and crushes on girls
i want a love triangle where the three involved decide loving eachother is easier than hurting someone
i want a girl to get asked out to prom by the girl of her dreams
thats fucking representation of queer people in media
thats what i want
fuck
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now I ain’t saying she’s a gold digger, but she has a higher than average amount of mining equipment
my town drug dealer shared this on facebook im cryigng
why in the world are you friends with your town drug dealer?…
beucuase i buy drugs from him
LOL. And you put his name on there, you tryna get him caught ?
Hello yes police there is a drug dealer i saw on the internet his name is joe
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