spiffyrock21:

OH MY GOD OKAY SO I WAS AT MY FRIEND NICK’S HOUSE AND HE SAT DOWN NEXT TO HIS PARENTS AND HE SAID “mom dad i’m straight…” AND THEY LOOKED SO CONFUSED BUT THEN HE SAID “STRAIGHT UP BISEXUAAAAAALLLLL” AND LEAPED OUT OF THE ROOM I’M NOT JOKING THIS IS HIS IDEA OF COMING OUT I’M GOING TO PISS.

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acrobike:

people who think girls can crossplay but guys shouldn’t

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criticalconsciousness:

this is ridiculously true, regardless if religious people want to believe it.

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guishin:

samekh:

i am looking forward to “elementary” but mostly i am looking forward to seeing what a fandom built largely upon spite will be like

some interesting fanfiction i’ll tell you what: “and then sherlock placed his lips upon joan’s, who was a woman and also lucy liu. and they kissed. with tongues. neither of them were benedict cumberbatch at all.”

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destroyerofbacon:

ircimages:

My girlfriend and I wanted to cuddle, but we wanted to play Diablo too. This is what happened.

you guys

are my heroes

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fishingboatproceeds:

moderatelyhumorous:

My mother left me a note to tell me how thankful she was that I suggested such an uplifting novel for her to read

Parent/Child relationship: You are doing it right.

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mermaiderotica:

itsartyoumonkey:

primeribofamerica:

holymotherofrowling:

lageep:

this is so wrong… imagine if it said “i don’t mind gay people as long as they act straight in public”. everyone would be raging.

OMFG THAT PICTURE LMFAO

BAHAHAHHAHA THAT PIC

lololol

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